Fair Food

I spent a couple more hours at the County Fair today. ("Why?" I can almost hear the chorus shout. I had signed up for a second shift manning the local DFL booth.) Today I partook in some of the culinary delights offered at the local fair. I had a hot dog (with fried onions and yellow mustard), a milk shake (Creme de Menthe, mmm), and some cheese curds. Now, these were not your normal little cheese curds. No, for some reason, these were gargantuan cheese curds. They came six in a little paper boat tray, and each one was about the size of a golfball or slightly larger.

Excuse me. I don't feel so good.